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mae
Anbu Assasin
Number of posts : 118
Age : 39
Registration date : 2007-06-25
|  Subject: magic frog  Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:19 pm | |
| A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack." | |
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Kw!st!ne
Hokage
Number of posts : 4135
Age : 41
Location : somewhere
Registration date : 2008-03-02
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:29 pm | |
| super funny... hahaha... kaloko na babae... wais... | |
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mae
Anbu Assasin
Number of posts : 118
Age : 39
Registration date : 2007-06-25
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:52 pm | |
| haha
dpat ganyan ka
wais lahat ng gurlz
hhehe
am jaz kidding....... | |
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Kw!st!ne
Hokage
Number of posts : 4135
Age : 41
Location : somewhere
Registration date : 2008-03-02
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:39 pm | |
| hahaha... naniniwala ako sa karma eh... hehehe... pero madami ganyan na babae... | |
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FufoBoy
Hokage
Number of posts : 5490
Age : 31
Location : kabacan
Registration date : 2008-01-20
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:04 pm | |
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mae
Anbu Assasin
Number of posts : 118
Age : 39
Registration date : 2007-06-25
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:31 pm | |
| ang karma is in our minds lng yan if u beliv in it meron nga but  if we beliv na ala  tlgang karma hehe then we can say na its jaz ok to be wais........... peace  | |
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Kw!st!ne
Hokage
Number of posts : 4135
Age : 41
Location : somewhere
Registration date : 2008-03-02
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:07 am | |
| that's my personal rule in life... huwag manloko kasi kapag bumalik, mas matindi... kahit sa Bible, sinasabi yan eh... so if you don't believe in it, okay lang... that's your opinion... as for me, i stick with my personal rule... mahirap yung magiging happy ka pero at the expense of others... at intentional pa... hindi humane... FOR ME... | |
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Belot
Hokage
Number of posts : 6535
Age : 39
Location : Rio Grande St. Kabacan, Cotabato ^_^
Registration date : 2007-06-13
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:58 pm | |
| wahihihi... bad cheetah iyang asawa.. ^_^ | |
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vend3cat3D
Jounin
Number of posts : 577
Age : 75
Location : siaso, kbcan
Registration date : 2007-07-22
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:52 pm | |
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aime dhannielle
Special Jounin
Number of posts : 707
Age : 39
Location : city of fruits and highland springs
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:11 pm | |
| hahahha nice......... intellegent toinkz  | |
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ComputerVoltageRegulator
Hokage
Number of posts : 4760
Age : 37
Location : Musuan Bukidnon
Registration date : 2008-01-15
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:47 am | |
| wawa naman ung husband nia..hahaha | |
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skipper_jmj
Hokage
Number of posts : 2773
Age : 38
Location : USM, Kabacan, Cotabato
Registration date : 2007-06-09
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:50 am | |
| i dont like this joke.. what if ur husband is serious sayo.. na lahat gawin nya para sau. tapos ganunin mo lang xxa. dat means wala kang pagmamahal sa knya.. | |
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Genezyde
Admin
Number of posts : 4526
Age : 37
Location : Pulang Bato
Registration date : 2007-05-06
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:54 pm | |
| funny bah un....xempre sa inyo....bias. | |
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aime dhannielle
Special Jounin
Number of posts : 707
Age : 39
Location : city of fruits and highland springs
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:37 pm | |
| - jam master jay wrote:
- i dont like this joke.. what if ur husband is serious sayo.. na lahat gawin nya para sau. tapos ganunin mo lang xxa. dat means wala kang pagmamahal sa knya..
weeeee dont take it seriously pow di nmn totoong may powers ung frog hmmmmmm swerte q if ever sana i cud find a guy whose man enuf na gawin nia lhat for me meron pb ganun? hope so meron.... | |
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eric01_gem01
Anbu Squadleader
Number of posts : 192
Age : 33
Location : kabacan,but i'm from kidapawan city
Registration date : 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: magic frog Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:37 am | |
| aswheheheh mayaman na wais pa at maganda | |
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