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ANG NAKARAAN....

May ibinulong ang daga sa elepante.

Biglang hinimatay ang elepante. Ano

ang ibinulong ng daga?

DAGA: Buntis ako, ikaw ang ama!

...SA PAGPAPATULOY. ...

Dahil di makapaniwala ang elepante,

dinala nya ang daga sa doctor. Tuwang-

tuwa ang elepante at masayang

ibinulong sa daga ang result.

ELEPANTE: Ako nga ang ama, at elepante

ang anak natin, at kambal sila!

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"Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng

eroplano

ANAK: Tay ! Krus! Ang laking krus!

TATAY(Binatukan ang anak): Nakita mo

ng krus eh! Lumuhod tayo!"

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Acostic: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.

Jepoy: Anong problema?

Acostic: Walang picture, tsaka sound.

Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to.

Tsk, tsk...

Jepoy: Anong title?

Acostic: "The Lens Cleaner"


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(SA MATH)
TEACHER:JUAN SAGUTIN MO ANG TANONG KO…KUNG AKO AY MAY LIMANG ANAK SA UNANG ASAWA AT SA PANGALAWA AY LIMA ULIT,KAYA MERON AKONG???
JUAN:MARON KAYONG TAGLAY NA KALANDIAN MAM!



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Strat-G wrote:


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Acostic: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.

Jepoy: Anong problema?

Acostic: Walang picture, tsaka sound.

Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to.

Tsk, tsk...

Jepoy: Anong title?

Acostic: "The Lens Cleaner"


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(SA MATH)
TEACHER:JUAN SAGUTIN MO ANG TANONG KO…KUNG AKO AY MAY LIMANG ANAK SA UNANG ASAWA AT SA PANGALAWA AY LIMA ULIT,KAYA MERON AKONG???
JUAN:MARON KAYONG TAGLAY NA KALANDIAN MAM!




Hahaha! Buang ka talaga go ba! Si acoustic pa ginawa mong sample. Pero totoo yan? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Start The Day With A Laugh   Start The Day With A Laugh Icon_minitimeWed Oct 22, 2008 1:10 pm

nice...hehehehehe
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not bad..hHi
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ehehe!! kyut ng Elepante tas Rat. Very Happy
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whOosh. ^^
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hehehehehe...wala ka talagang magawa kuya go..
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buAng man yan na mga jOke oi....magagalit talaga ako kung hindi lang ako natawa.hahaha
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wahahaha! gringo tlga..haha!
grbe n joke yan..lol!
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NSHOCK AKO SA ELEPANTE AT DAGA N MY ANAK N KAMBAL N ELEPANTE.. PAANO NYA UN ILLUWAL...
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ganu kalaki kya ung tyan ng daga? ehehe. nice one!
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more go.... hahaha
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moreeeeeeeeeeeee go go gooooooooooooooo
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