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 Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version)

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PostSubject: Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version)   Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version) Icon_minitimeFri Oct 24, 2008 6:22 pm

Tinawag ni Inay si Boy, ang batang ngo-ngo.

"Boy, magpunta ka sa tindahan ni Aling Petra at bumili ka ng isang
latang Pork& Beans."

"Omo, inay," ang sagot ni Boy. Pagdating ni Boy sa tindahan ay binati niya
ang tindera, "Aning Metra,ngamuta na mongayo? (Kamusta na po kayo?)"

"Mabuti naman," ang sagot ni Petra, "ano ang
kailangan mo Boy?"

"Mangmilan nga mo ng inang lata ng Mo e
Meen?" ang tanong ni Boy.

"Ano kamo, Boy? sabi ni Petra.

"Isa mong Mo e Meen," ang ulit ni Boy.

"Paki-ulit nga Boy at hindi kita maintindihan."

"Mo e Meen, Mo e Meen, nyung nata lata."

"Hindi talaga kita maintindihan. Mabuti pa kaya
ay i-spell mo na lang sa akin."

"O ninge. Mo e Meen. Netter Mi."

"Letter 'B'?" Ang tanong ng tindera.

"Ine! Netter Mi as in Minimines."

"Ha???"

"Mi!" Kinanta ni Boy ang alphabet, "Ey,
Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee..En, Em, En, O, Mi"

"Ahhh, P! Letter P!" ang masiglang sagot ni Petra.

"Oo. Mi! Mo e Meen!"

"Sige ituloy mo Boy. 'P'..."

"Ngo!"

"Ano kamo?"

Kumanta ulit, "Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, O"

"Ahhh, titik O! P-O. Sige ituloy mo pa."

"Netter Arrng!"

"Kantahin mo na lang ulit Boy."

"Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, O, Mi, Ngyu, Arrng."

"Ahhh! Letter R. Malapit na. 'P-O-R'?
Hindi ko pa rin makuha, Boy. Anong letter and
susunod?"

"Ngey."

"Letter A?"

"Ini ho," sabay buntung-hininga si Boy.
"Ngey! A, Ma, Nga (A-Ba-Ka-Da ang kinanta)! Nga!"

"Ka! Letter 'K' 'P-O-R-K' Ahhh Pork!!!"

"Oo. Mo e Meen"

"Pork and?" Ang tanong ni Petra.

"Oo!! Mo e Meen!!!"

"Pork and Meen? Ahhhh!!! Alam ko na!!!
Pork and Beans!!!"

"Oo! Oo!! Mo e Meen!! Mo e Meen!!!!" ang
masayang sigaw ni Boy.

"Pork and Beans pala ang kailangan mo!!!"

"Oo. Mo e Meen!

"Ay, naku wala na! Naubusan na kami.

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Really love this joke... Gets in to me all the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version)   Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version) Icon_minitimeMon Nov 03, 2008 7:23 pm

haha. kawawa naman si boy. tsk
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PostSubject: Re: Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version)   Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version) Icon_minitimeMon Nov 03, 2008 7:27 pm

.,haha.,kaya pla ngo ngo ver..
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PostSubject: Re: Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version)   Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version) Icon_minitimeMon Nov 03, 2008 7:44 pm

naku, hingal to the max jud ang ngo ngo ana ba. wawa naman. inom tubig muna boy.
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PostSubject: Re: Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version)   Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version) Icon_minitimeTue Nov 04, 2008 7:33 pm

o,..,o
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mao ning Original
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kawawa naman si boy..napagod lang..hehehe.... ok lang yan boy, sa amplayo marami...hihie...
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PostSubject: Re: Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version)   Pork and Beans (Ngo ngo version) Icon_minitimeSat Nov 08, 2008 10:20 pm

aw sori may nkapost na pla na ganito rn na joke. di ko nkita eh.. wla na kc sa first line ng list.. Shocked
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jeje .
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luoya uie!ayaw sad.
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HAHA. pinasulat nlang sna sknia ng nanay nia. kawawa. HAAHA
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jeje .
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kapagud bub pwamis!!

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jeje .
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