Erap jokes 3

Apo: Look at those boats lolo!

Erap: Amazing di ba iho? they are called yachts.

Apo: Yachts? How do you spell it lolo?

Erap: You're right iho, they are called boats....

(twoink!)

wahehehe.d ako marunong mag joke..

haha. buanga ui! nice!

One day, Cory, Erap and FVR were hostaged by the Abu Sayaff. Before they were about to be executed, they were permitted to eat. While eating, FVR thought of a clever idea. If they were to think of a calamity before they were shot, they would scare the Abu Sayaff and they would have a chance to escape.

First to be shot was FVR:
The Abu Sayaff counted. 1,2,..
Before he was shot he shouted, "Typhoon, typhoon!!"
Then the Abu Sayaff ran into cover letting FVR to Escape.

Second was Cory:
The Abu Sayaff counted. 1,2..
Before she was shot she shouted, "Tornado, tornado!!"
Then the Abu Sayaff ran for cover letting Cory escape.

Then came Erap's turn:
The Abu Sayaff counted. 1,2..
Then Erap said, "Fire, fire!!"

Erap was shot dead while the other two escaped.

jeje .