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Stellar
Anbu Assasin
Number of posts : 86
Age : 38
Location : Somewhere DC
Registration date : 2008-10-23
|  Subject: Joke joke joke  Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:46 am | |
| Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito!
pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!"
gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!
Couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa
bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex
or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!
ANG MARRIED LIFE....
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay
inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"
Husband: "Paratina lang tayo away! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!"
Wife: "Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!"
Husband: "Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!"
Wife: "Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!"
Sa harap ng nursery window;
Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!
Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife
and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!
Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Ano occassion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"
Health Advisory: "Beer contains female hormones, and can
turn men into women.
After 5 pints.... men become talkative, unreasonable,
irritable, cry for nothing, and urinate while sitting!"
WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MONA!!!
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO
HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako..
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na
to, let's make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising
bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.
HE HE HE HE !!!!
Population policies of countries:
: China Stop at 1 child.
Singapore : Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!
Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!  | |
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Joevill
Hokage
Number of posts : 4255
Age : 32
Location : Kansas, Missouri
Registration date : 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:47 pm | |
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johny
Chuunin
Number of posts : 24
Age : 36
Location : Tuguegaro City
Registration date : 2008-11-25
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:11 am | |
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epoii
Raikage
Number of posts : 1298
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-09-13
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:11 pm | |
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Joevill
Hokage
Number of posts : 4255
Age : 32
Location : Kansas, Missouri
Registration date : 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:13 pm | |
| toinks toinks toinks.heheh | |
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epoii
Raikage
Number of posts : 1298
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-09-13
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:16 pm | |
| korni ba>?kau daw mag decide.. XD | |
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Joevill
Hokage
Number of posts : 4255
Age : 32
Location : Kansas, Missouri
Registration date : 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:18 pm | |
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epoii
Raikage
Number of posts : 1298
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-09-13
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:22 pm | |
| grabe ka naman joev..ikaw daw mag joke bi | |
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johny
Chuunin
Number of posts : 24
Age : 36
Location : Tuguegaro City
Registration date : 2008-11-25
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:51 pm | |
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ykZ
Special Jounin
Number of posts : 838
Age : 33
Location : NXT to ur door...
Registration date : 2008-09-19
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:54 pm | |
| cge gud joev sampolan mo c epoi ng joke mo..,, | |
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Joevill
Hokage
Number of posts : 4255
Age : 32
Location : Kansas, Missouri
Registration date : 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:46 pm | |
| ^
wag na. baka mamatay siya sa katawa. | |
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myn'graxel
Anbu Squadleader
Number of posts : 208
Age : 34
Location : midSaYap!!
Registration date : 2008-08-30
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:52 pm | |
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mariaangelika
Hokage
Number of posts : 2460
Age : 30
Location : Kabacan, Cotabato
Registration date : 2008-09-18
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:57 pm | |
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Mrai
Kazekage
Number of posts : 1078
Age : 31
Location : hawthorne heights
Registration date : 2008-08-30
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:59 pm | |
| haha. damihan
mo pa jokes mu.
hehe | |
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bLue_fLipLops
sannin
Number of posts : 1847
Age : 35
Location : kung saan may Lupa.:)
Registration date : 2008-10-09
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:27 pm | |
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RoyAngel666
Anbu Assasin
Number of posts : 123
Age : 30
Location : Shinnoh Region..commonly in digos
Registration date : 2008-12-05
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:14 pm | |
| wenks wenks wenks...
amfufu | |
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ciemo
Jounin
Number of posts : 683
Age : 31
Location : carmen
Registration date : 2008-11-06
| | Subject: Re: Joke joke joke Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:34 pm | |
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