FUNNY STUFFS, ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES

by mekeniabe of pinaslink

*Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

*Along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

*In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

*In Cubao:
"NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY"

*On a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

*Along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL ANG TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

*On jeepney and bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

*On a flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

*On a delivery truck at pampasadang jeepney:
"NOT FOR HIRE"

*On a window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

*A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN"

*At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

*At a construction site in Makati:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

*Somewhere along in EDSA:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

*Vacant lot near Makati Ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"

*At an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL"

*On a building somewhere in Pasay:
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"