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lyzzie <3
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lyzzie <3


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Number of posts : 4091
Age : 31
Location : somewhere down the road :)
Registration date : 2008-09-29

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PostSubject: pick up lines. :))   pick up lines. :)) Icon_minitimeWed Apr 15, 2009 8:04 pm

1. Kung cactus ka man
***handa akong masaktan mayakap ka lang.

2. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko
***paano kasi, lagging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

3. Ikaw ba may- ari ng Crayola?
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

4. Uy picture tayo!
***para ma- develop tayo.

5. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
***hindi, para lagi kitang mamiss.

6. Exam ka ba?
***gusting- gusto kasi kita i-take home eh!

7. Lecture ka ba?
***lab kasi kita eh!

8. Centrum ka ba?
***kasi you make my life complete.

9. Miss pwede ba kitang maging driver?
***para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
***ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
***kasi type kita.

12. Ibibili kita ng salbabida
***kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko

13. Pwede ba kitang maging side car?
***single kasi ako eh

14. May lisensya ka ba?
***coz you’re driving me crazy

15. B: Sa lahat ng koring pick- up lines, wala akong maisip para sayo
G: Bakit naman?
B: Kasi ikaw at ikaw lang ang nasa isip ko e.

16. G: Excuse me, but you look awfully familiar.
B: Really?Who?
G: My next boyfriend.

17. Clockmaker ka ba?
***coz you made my heart tick and tock!

18. B: Pwede magtanong?
G: Ano yun?
B: Pag dineretso ko ba tong daan na to, diretso ba to sa puso mo?

19. Do you believe in love at first sight or you want me to walk by again?

20. Kiss me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name hanukapinatabulikandorga?


21. Do you drink yakult?
'Coz everyday you're ok.

22. PAMATAY NA PAMBABARA
B: Pwede ba umakyat ng ligaw?
G. Sorry. Wala kaming stairs

B: May I hold you hand?
G: No thanks. Hindi naman siya mabigat.

B: Sabihin mong “Mahal mo ako.”
G: Mahal mo ako.
B: I want to dance like this forever.
G: Don’t you want to improve?

B: I would go to the ends of the Earth for you.
G: Really? But could you stay there?

B: I love you and I would die for you.
G: How soon?

B: Ikaw lang ang nag- iisang babae sa buhay ko.
G: Wala ka bang nanay?

B: Do you have a boyfriend?
G: Wala. Ayaw ng asawa ko eh.

23. Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi I can't smile without you!

24. Paano kung sinabihan ka ng crush mo ng, “Alam mo, tumataba ka, bumibilog at unti – unti kang nagiging mundo ko.” Magpapapayat ka pa ba?

25. Ipapapulis kita!
Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.

26. I think I need to call heaven.
because they've lost one of their angels.

27. Kuto ka ba?
Kasi I can't get you off my head.

28. You dropped your smile.
Can I pick it up for you?

29. Teleserye ka ba?
Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

30. Hindi ka ba napapagod?
You keep running in my mind eh.

31. May mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

32. asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.

33. Para kg TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.

34. May lahi ka bang dictionary?
'Coz you give meaning to my life.

35. Meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

36. You must be the reason for global warming...
because your HOT.

37. Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.

38. Kung posporo ka at posporo ako
eh di MATCH tayo.

39. Pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba kei pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]

40. you know what look good on you?
ME.
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FufoBoy
Hokage
Hokage
FufoBoy


Male
Number of posts : 5490
Age : 31
Location : kabacan
Registration date : 2008-01-20

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PostSubject: Re: pick up lines. :))   pick up lines. :)) Icon_minitimeThu Apr 16, 2009 9:55 am

B: lam mo ba na may iba ibang klase ng view?

G: ha?

B: merong top view, side view, front view

G; tapos?

B: alam mo na ba yung best?

G: ano?

B: loview.

bwahaha
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PEARL IRISH
sannin
sannin
PEARL IRISH


Female
Number of posts : 1980
Age : 34
Location : Davao City
Registration date : 2008-07-20

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PostSubject: Re: pick up lines. :))   pick up lines. :)) Icon_minitimeThu Apr 16, 2009 1:03 pm

sent by a friend:

B: charger ka ba?

G: huh?

B: i need you to fill the emptiness in me.

G: umm, unsa ka nga unit?

B: ky?

G: basi dili ta compatible..


hahaha...
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heretika
Anbu Assasin
Anbu Assasin
heretika


Female
Number of posts : 122
Age : 37
Location : manila
Registration date : 2009-05-06

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PostSubject: Re: pick up lines. :))   pick up lines. :)) Icon_minitimeSun May 10, 2009 5:56 am

16. G: Excuse me, but you look awfully familiar.
B: Really?Who?
G: My next boyfriend.


-->> wowowowow.. haha.. parang familiar skin ito..


parang nasabi na?lol... Very Happy
loko lang.. ayos ayos.. katawa naman.. apir!
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